Funky Rock

Usually "da Funky Rock." VA term for crack cocaine, popularized on black t-shirts with white or silver writing. Often seen alongside kalumpted .

Seriously, could you pass the Funky Rock right now, please? I need to get kalumpted.

by P. Colot July 23, 2004

Beef on the rocks

Beef (meat) with ice

Bartender, I’ll take one beef on the rocks!

by Jaygeisam8 July 20, 2019

Rock Addiction

When you spend all your paycheck in 3 days on rocks, not crack, just heady ass rocks..

Eric: Oh Snap!, I just spent $400 on a head stash piece of Tourmaline!

Johnna: You're fucking crazy, you've got a god damn rock addiction!

by RocksInYOsOCKS! February 17, 2012

surprise rock

A rock (commonly a red brick) used in combat theaters to initiate a sexual act, typically to coerce an unexpecting participant; accomplished by hitting another in the head and yelling, "surprise!"

SPC Brown kept the surprise rock for a week, Smith's butt will never be the same.

by Brewing logic November 21, 2016

I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard

I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard is used when somebody mentions that you are "stoned" so you respond by saying you have a raging boner.

Random bot "Bro's stoned "
Guy "I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard"

by jerilds April 25, 2024

Crack Rock

A rock used for medical reasons
-Smoking
-Eating
-Snorting( thats my favorite)
-Hiding from cops
-etc.

Hey mom they added crack rocks in fortnite

by Cherbert2435 January 02, 2020

dirty rock music

rock music, but instead of a clean amp, it has a NASTY amp, making it cooler

bro: WHO WANTS TO LISTEN TO DIRTY ROCK MUSIC!?!?!?!?!?
bro 2: EVERYONE!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

by mrbeast539275 May 03, 2025