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Downingtown East High School 

Downingtown East High School is the superior school to Downingtown West. The schools were split in 2003 and East quickly became a better school. (More money, better sports teams, smarter students, etc.) West students will often say "The stadium is on West Campus though." This is true, however West was built first so it is there by default. Weed sales are through the roof at East, and one can probably witness a deal going down in any bathroom at any time (usually the one by the gyms).

The one biggest downside is the fact that 60% of all guys in the school believe that they are the best thing to ever happen to women everywhere. Usually these guys are wearing khakis as street clothes, Nike sneakers or slides, high black socks, a Diamond Supply Co. sweatshirt, and have a short haircut with a flare in the front. In truth, some of them are chill and don't think extremely highly of themselves, but 58% of them are just faggots. Just typical "Swag Fags". Most of these students are part of the Class of 2016. The worst of them are the ones who often try to be black around the few black students, but live in the local upscale neighborhoods such as Byers Station, Eagle Reserve, or Bell Tavern.

The principal has a ponytail, one teacher wears a kilt, there have been several bomb threats, and the girls are more attractive than at West. West Girls are anorexic, tanorexic, and dumber than a rock. East Girls are as intelligent as they are attractive. East is better.
Downingtown East High School Conversation:

East Student #1: Some West kids were talking shit about East and saying how them having the stadium makes them better.

East Student #2: They should just give up as a school.

West Student: You just can't not handle our Swag.

East Student: "Can't not" is a double-negative. Learn to speak English. I don't think colleges look for "Swag" when accepting students.

Marist high school 

Possibly the worst school on the face of the earth filled with a bunch of queers and girls most of the guys are bigger pussies thwn some of the girls. It's a good school to go to If your a girl but if your a guy and you go there you suck at life and no one likes you. All of there sports teams suck although they got lucky this year and made it into the playoffa for football. This school is the worst example of a south side side school there is
Marist high school is the worst school ever

courtland high school 

A high school with a concentration of gay people that rivals that of San Francisco. You think you have seen fags? You haven't seen the courtland kids. A party just isnt a party without one of the homos from courtland showing up with his collar popped and his penis ready for any male ass. Courtland can keep its queers to itself...stay out of the RHS events.
"Man there aren't enough fags here at riverbend, i want to go back to courtland"

Washington Township High School

the hell hole full of crack heads, bitchy cheerleaders who should all die, and over all assholes. I hate mostly everyone in that school, and its a frigin prison. And I'm sick of the preppy people calling punks, goths, and skaters names, especially goths. Their not freaks. I hate that school with a passion. I wish it would burn down with the people I hate in it. The sad part is I still got 2 years left in that hell.
cheerleaders are stupid bitchy slutty whores who think their the best thing that walked the earth.

North Farmington High School 

A school full of lower-middle class kids that do drugs and pretend they are from Detroit.
Conversation With a North Farmington High School Student.

NFHS Student: Yo dawg what crackin?
Person: Uhh Don't you live in oakland county?
NFHS Student: Yea holmes but ima live in the D when im olda.
Person: STFU

Laguna Creek High School

The official high schools of the best Xbox Live Gamers known to man. We got LaLeNT, Ben Jammin, HeLLR, Xbox Signed In, TP0TT, Wepun, Arrowsfrend, Meowcow, MoSc0MaN, BoonskiSav92, SteelyMonster. We will shit on any niggas on Call of Duty some see us at Black Ops...FAGGOT!
Damn the Laguna Creek High School Call of Duty shitted on us! Now we rage quit.

townsend harris high school

"man, those townsend kids look like in-shape zombies"
"yeah, i hear some of them grow horns from being in the building too long."
"whoa man! that's bad. It's a good thing we go to a normal high school..and not.. TOWNSEND HARRIS HIGH SCHOOL.."

casual chuckle.