A popped egg** is a cataclysmic gym related event when a steroidal gym man gets a Humpty Dumpty Pump(ty) but instead of dumpting he pops like a microwaved egg. The peasant non-popped eggs look on with a combination of awe and terror.
**Not to be confused with “yoked” which literally, literally, has nothing to do with this!
**Not to be confused with “yoked” which literally, literally, has nothing to do with this!
Oy, look at me boiz, I’m a fu*#^ng popped egg!!!
Oy, look that fella there, he must of popped his egg!!!
The man writhed in pain as he realized what he had done — guffawing at his works in the mirror lathered in man sweat, he realized he had finally popped his egg.
Oy, ya better slow down on that lat pull down or ye may become a popped egg, Arrrr!!!
Oy, look that fella there, he must of popped his egg!!!
The man writhed in pain as he realized what he had done — guffawing at his works in the mirror lathered in man sweat, he realized he had finally popped his egg.
Oy, ya better slow down on that lat pull down or ye may become a popped egg, Arrrr!!!
by ShookWooker April 8, 2021
Get the Popped Eggmug. a bunch of mediocre white men in their 30s still writing songs about high school and kissing underage girls.
by twoheadedmother September 28, 2021
Get the pop punkmug. When you pour in instant chocolate pudding mix and milk into your partner's asshole, fuck them to get it all mixed evenly, then go under them and slurp it out of the orifice. When you're done, you smack your lips to make that 'pop' sound.
by Blechorous May 11, 2016
Get the Chocolate Puddin Popmug. where a dude takes his dick and hits a girl mouth and puts it inside her mouth.. takes it out with spit all over it and swings it around like a helicopter
by bigolwanker_shelikesit March 4, 2024
Get the pop a wheeliemug. 
A lame skateboarding trick, reserved for kids that solely play game of skate. A equivalent lame sight would be a vaping clown riding a unicycle while juggling
Kid: "I recently learned a pop shuvit sex change"
(Hopefully) you: "You're off track, that is a styleless trick. People will most likely think it's lame"
(Hopefully) you: "You're off track, that is a styleless trick. People will most likely think it's lame"
by randomguyontheinternet123 March 29, 2019
Get the pop shuvit sex changemug. by your creepy uncle2 May 24, 2022
Get the siberian strawberry popmug.