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Meat hangover

When you have a sore bottom the next day after having lots of anal sex.
"I can't believe 20 guys ran a train on me last night. I've got such a meat hangover, I can barely sit down."
by Milleroo February 15, 2025
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Meat Mugging

to visually show your desire to covet ones penis
on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying
by Bucknackeds November 1, 2016
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Hanging Albanian Meat

Showing one’s penis, particularly an older gentleman.
I walked into the locker room and old dude in the corner was definitely hanging Albanian meat.
by Bob lablah March 10, 2021
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Meat Wall

The physiological barrier you unexpectedly crash into after eating a large amount of meat.

Following impact with said wall, every bite afterwards is a nauseating, self-torturing challenge.
"Bloody hell, that kebab sent me right into the meat wall."
by Douche McBaggins October 27, 2016
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meat processor

I hooked up with Jill last night. Every guy gets a turn inside that meat processor.
by P1624 April 28, 2023
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Meat Hooks

When you're seeing a girl and there's no "title" and the girl begins to act, treat and behave like your in a "titled relationship" without your acknowledgement.
Girl: "Why didn't answer your phone? I called you all night. Who were you with?
Guy: What the @#!$, you're tripping, quit trying to sink your "Meat Hooks"
by bl0ody6lov3 May 11, 2023
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Kettle Meat

Pot roast. Or when a Viking shits in a pot, simmers his nuts in it for 2 hours and plunders some ass immediately after.
The kona got kettle meat for supper and pleaded for a top up this morn
by Dank Diggler December 27, 2023
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