by Dockerssssss June 4, 2019
Get the Rim job mug.When your at a party or any type of motive and a boy starts talking to u being nice then asks u for job (head) (blow job) u give it to him and U think he’s gonna text u the next day but no he just jobbed u and dipped u .when u do job with someone and they just dip (not talk to u ever again ) (leave ) you .
Jermaine : did u uck him
Me: yeah but he still hasn’t texted me it was just job and dip he job and dipped me
Me: yeah but he still hasn’t texted me it was just job and dip he job and dipped me
by Very upset girl who got dipped April 20, 2018
Get the Job and dip mug.Something people wouldn't get stressed about if anybody thought it would be easy. They would go in to work relaxed and ready to party.
A new job isn't meant to be easy, so nobidy would think it was going to be. A job you've had years of experience at is a job you already know hasn't been easy, since you wouldn't get paid if it was. Most things in life worth doing aren't going to be easy either, and people don't think they will be, especially not when they're realistic about them.
by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021
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When you perform oral sex (fellatio) on a male and he completely forgets any conversations you had or commitments he made before said blow job.
When you perform oral sex (fellatio) on a male and he completely forgets any conversations you had or commitments he made before said blow job.
This guy I'm seeing asked me if I was free for lunch next week but I never heard another peep about it after performing oral sex on him a few days after he asked me out. He must have blow job amnesia.
by Wordy Witch April 20, 2023
Get the blow job amnesia mug.A ceremony you do to your wife to plaster her vagina shut when she decides she will have no more children. This is meant to be performed by the husband of the woman getting the Alabama Plaster Job
Steps
1. Get all of your male relatives to ejaculate into a cup (this can be done simultaneously or one at a time)
2. Measure the amount of semen you have, and thoroughly mix in an equal amount of Elmer's School Glue
3. When the glue and semen is mixed, boil it on a stove at medium to high temperature. We will now refer to the glue-semen mixture as glemen
4. Once the glemen is boiling, pour it over your wife's vagina which should plaster her vagina shut to block anything (such as a penis) from entering it again
5. Perform anal sex with the newly plastered woman to celebrate a successful Alabama Plaster Job
Steps
1. Get all of your male relatives to ejaculate into a cup (this can be done simultaneously or one at a time)
2. Measure the amount of semen you have, and thoroughly mix in an equal amount of Elmer's School Glue
3. When the glue and semen is mixed, boil it on a stove at medium to high temperature. We will now refer to the glue-semen mixture as glemen
4. Once the glemen is boiling, pour it over your wife's vagina which should plaster her vagina shut to block anything (such as a penis) from entering it again
5. Perform anal sex with the newly plastered woman to celebrate a successful Alabama Plaster Job
Johnny, make sure you don't masturbate this week, you want to provide plenty of semen for your cousin's Alabama Plaster Job next weekend.
by McMegaDeluxe April 12, 2020
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