Cant Touch Grass Syndrome

When a person hasn't been outside to touch grass in more than 2 weeks, then u have Can't Touch Grass Syndrome, where they're officially lost to League of Legends

"Bruh i havent been outside for 2 months ,i probly have Cant Touch Grass Syndrome"John Snow
"Oh ,that checks out,u have been inside alot,u look like a vampire,cause i havent been outside for years" Princess Bubblegum

by The Dumb Dictionary September 8, 2025

Turdas Touch

The antithesis of possessing the Midas touch where everything King Midas touched turned to gold.

“Everything I touch turns to shit. I’ve got the Turdas touch.”

by anonymous September 15, 2025

Turdas Touch

The antithesis of the Midas touch.

Everything I touch turns to shit. I’ve got the Turdas touch.

by anonymous September 15, 2025

Turdas touch

The anithesis of the legendary touch of King Midas whereby everything he touched turned to gold.

Fuck me, everything i touch just turns to shit. I've got the Turdas touch.

by anonymous September 15, 2025

partner tour

Describing one that has too many exes in a short amount of time

Person 1: dude, Adam is walking with his 7th girlfriend this month!
Person 2: thats crazy, he’s literally on a partner tour!
Adam: shut the fuck up

by ₽eri September 21, 2025

Nas tounge

A disease that is caused by sucking too much dick. Can also be used in an all purpose, all scenario way, such that of "Yo mama" or "Well your tonsils so I don't wanna hear it"

Julian has Nas tounge after sucking Elijah's dick.
Julian: "Yo your tonsils have been enlarged lately, you need to get that checked out"
Proper response: "Well your Nas tounge has been inflamed lately, and I noticed you been hanging with Elijah's stupid ass so shit tits shut YBAU"

by Holasinor October 2, 2025

Timmy Toughknuckles

A slang used online to describe users who act tough in comment sections but act weak in real life, it is mostly used in instagram reels and reddit.

@user shut up lil nigga, i know where you live and ill kill you
@anotheruser we have timmy toughknuckles here 😭

by CHROMASLAYER October 8, 2025