The act of ejaculating onto the face of a women, then right after she precedes to gather the semen into a hollow strap-on dildo. She then takes the strap-on and inserts it into her partners anus and re-ejaculates his own semen back into him, followed byfeltching it out of him.
David gave Cindy a great Jim Bob Nut Calamity last night, and let me tell you, his ass was sore the next day.
by Mista Lee and Mista Brandon April 29, 2008
a bakery full of sugar glazed donuts with nut and toe jelly or when someone doesn’t wash their toes and they get “narsty”
“You are smelling like a sugar nut toe bakery!! Shut up!!”
“that h*e gave me a sugar nut toe bakery and it was the best I’ve ever had!”
“Stop acting like a sugar nut toe bakery”
“that h*e gave me a sugar nut toe bakery and it was the best I’ve ever had!”
“Stop acting like a sugar nut toe bakery”
by Skrttoesfordinner May 18, 2020
term used to describe an all out shitshow, full of drunk people with copious amounts of alcohol, drugs and wanton sex. just time for a rager.
by Craw Dazzle June 28, 2005
To trail off on a tangent during conversation, and not realise that the people around you are beginning to think you are crazy.
Sam and Dani were conversing about politics. When Dani started on about political puns, Sam thought to himself, 'off your nuts, AGAIN!'
by congruence July 03, 2016
something that you say when you want to be provocative (especially if you are a chick) or use as a sarcastic comeback or reply. This expression is similar to kiss my ass and suck my balls
Bob: So Tina, did you like that movie?
Tina: yeah, I though tt was pretty good
Bob: Good? Dude, it completely sucked!
Tina: well you know what jerkface? You can kiss my left nut!
Tina: yeah, I though tt was pretty good
Bob: Good? Dude, it completely sucked!
Tina: well you know what jerkface? You can kiss my left nut!
by kohina November 12, 2009
by Ariel777 August 28, 2009
by tummy12359382262 October 15, 2011