goon god

the god of gooning

"i am the goon god"

by ikk0 May 10, 2025

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God

The person who made us.

Sam: Hey nikki, whos god
Nikki: Our father

by Ugh you suck dude June 16, 2022

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Good Morning God Bless

When someone takes a dump and consumes coffee and breakfast at the same time.

Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Good morning God bless Hila!
What?
It's a good morning God bless Hila!
What are you doing?
*opens door*
What do you just open the door on people when they're taking shits? I'm doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.

by réeeee May 22, 2018

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God Goals

When you leave your friends online to go do Bible Study for 3 hours.

Jaiden: "Where's Nik and Jordyn?"
Chris: "They've been gone for ages doing Bible study with their fam."
Jaiden: "That's some God Goals."

by Keinem November 14, 2021

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God

God is, according to Christianity, the eternal being responsible for the upbringing of our world.

I believe God was made up by those longing for power, simply to make the people believe that God would punish them. This made it so that they could shape society any way that they wished, and therefore rule it. Perhaps God is what sparked morality. This has since been replaced by societal laws telling one how to act, thus making religion and God meaningless.

by DefenseAnalyticsNetwork July 10, 2023

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