the gangsta of all gangstas; the pimp of all pimps; the kid with the body of a god/dess, the heart of a lion, and the mind of a mouse.
by DRrecords December 9, 2008
Get the d larmug. 1. The painful result after falling on your head from standing on a railing.
2. A really stupid act.
2. A really stupid act.
Kid: David wait, don't stand on that railing.
David: Man, it'll be fine. Just watch.
Kid: Oh Snap!
David: lying on ground having a seizure Ambulance. Now.
When Kid was asked what happened to David, he explains: He pulled a total D-Mitch.
David: Man, it'll be fine. Just watch.
Kid: Oh Snap!
David: lying on ground having a seizure Ambulance. Now.
When Kid was asked what happened to David, he explains: He pulled a total D-Mitch.
by DMitchMom March 27, 2009
Get the D-Mitchmug. Nick distads the type of guy who calls himself a hick and acts like one although he owns no guns and no four wheelers or dirtbikes. He wears boots but doesn't use them for work, just for show.
by Yawantonebudillgiveyaone December 21, 2018
Get the Nick Dmug. i have a big D=8
by Halleishotiwanttofuckher May 7, 2020
Get the D=8mug. The D Tout is the act involving an unattractive fat chick who tries to use an attractive males' inebriation as a vehicle to take advantage of him sexually. This usually doesn't happen when the male is just buzzed, this usually happens when he is blackout drunk.
Person 1 "How was your New Years Eve party? Did ya fuck with any hoes?
Person 2 "Yo, don't even ask. I fuckin woke up buck naked the next morning and there was a girl's pair of jeans next to me that I could have used as a parachute!"
Person 1 "Damn bro. You got The D Tout!"
Person 1 "What you doin tonight playa? Ima go get fuckin hammered at the bar down down the street and try to bring home some bitch.. It's 3 dollar whiskey shots until midnight! You should come on up"
Person 2 " Nah man, I gotta stay home with my girlfriend, she says I go out too much. But hey, don't get too fucked up. You don't wanna bring home some heifer and get The D Tout!"
Person 2 "Yo, don't even ask. I fuckin woke up buck naked the next morning and there was a girl's pair of jeans next to me that I could have used as a parachute!"
Person 1 "Damn bro. You got The D Tout!"
Person 1 "What you doin tonight playa? Ima go get fuckin hammered at the bar down down the street and try to bring home some bitch.. It's 3 dollar whiskey shots until midnight! You should come on up"
Person 2 " Nah man, I gotta stay home with my girlfriend, she says I go out too much. But hey, don't get too fucked up. You don't wanna bring home some heifer and get The D Tout!"
by Bill Butterfield August 11, 2020
Get the THE D TOUTmug. the love of my life. he’s amazing, funny, edgy, easy to get along with. he’ll always have great stories and is really loyal. I don’t deserve him. also we’re not even dating but I want to be..?
by livelifedieyoung May 11, 2019
Get the drew dmug.