Pod-Fucked

when your computer freezes for a couple of minutes after you connect your iPod.

Example 1-
screenname1: (1:00:06 pm) hey whats up?
screenname2: (1:00:30 pm) nothing you
screenname2: (1:03:01 pm) u there?
screenname2: (1:05:12 pm) broo wtf what are you doing
screenname1: (1:05:40 pm) yoo..my bad my comp just got Pod-Fucked

by Tom Ditta April 25, 2008

fuck party

a even numbered group of people. equal number of boys and girls. boys and girls get in two lines. then they have sex with the person of the opposite gender that is across from them. after a set amount of time, one line moves in a different direction. then they proceed to have sex with that new person. this is repeated until everyone has had sex with each person in the opposite line. then the girls all choose one boy each and give them blow jobs, then the boys pick one girl each and finger them

"god i am in the mood for sex!"
"let's have a fuck party then!"
"sweet. we gotta invite all the hot girls"
"ya were definitely gonna get some there."

by Hairy Potty March 24, 2009

dumb fuck

1. eric hetzel of chantilly, va
2. george w. bush
3. any one with the intelligence of a cockroach
4. McLovin aka sexy burger

synonyms: blonde, dumb shit, r-tard, bush

eric: *bikes into a car*
arjun: WOW UR THE DEFINITION OF DUMB FUCK!!!
eric: wut?
arjun: no seriously go to urbandictionary.com...becuz ur now the definition for dumb fuck

by Arjun Patel October 3, 2007

Fucked bilingual

When you fuck a girl so hard she gets a temporary case of terrets and starts screaming in another language, or at least something that sounds like another language.

That bitch was screaming so hard last night, she was fucked bilingual.

by 68andIOU1 April 21, 2011

Button-Fucking

the act of pressing as many buttons as possible in the hope of actually getting through a song on Guitar Hero. Not to be confused with butt-fucking

1. "Man, that guy is such a nOOb!!"
"Yeah, what a button-fucker"

2. "Tom stop button-fucking!"
"But I'm the king of button-fucking!"
"No, you're the king of butt-fucking"

by Cock Sock August 15, 2008

fucking in the pussy

When a man sticks his long dick in a woman's wet, warm, sometimes hairy, sticky, juicy, eatable, lickable, awesome pussy

I LIKE FUCKING IN THE PUSSY EVERYNIGHT AFTER SUPPER

by THE FUCK MAASTERR February 9, 2018

fucking shitty

when you are way beyond fucked up

when i smoked those 4 sweets i was fucking shitty

by billy baxter October 9, 2003