wenis man

A weak super hero who can do whatever a wenis can, which, unfortunently, isn't much. Some speculate however, that he can stretch, and perhaps can be used to violently slap people.

da da da da! wenis MAN! does whatever a wenis can.

by Bob dole October 6, 2005

Wo-MAN

A woman that could be and probably is really a man dressed in womens' clothing.

Hey Jared did you notice the adams apple on that chick?

No way, that is not a chick! That is a Wo-MAN!

by Lars14 April 8, 2009

Man Brain

The most supperior of all brains. Compared to a "woman brain", the man brain has the ability to find directions, solve math problems, use common sense and logic as well as not being affected by drama/bitchery/feminism. Those with a man brain find life much easier and more complete than those with other forms of brains.

"Damn, his man brain is so big."

by Ishboo June 28, 2006

Man-Cuddling

When a girl is cuddling with her guy while watching something (TV, a movie, ect) at the same time, he'll hold her in a way where she can't see the TV, but he still can. Or, he'll put his head on her chest (like a pillow) to watch the show. The guy tries to multitask, and does everything he can to be able to see the TV AND cuddle.

The guy is paying more attention to the TV than the girl.

Generally it does not work out well.

Girl 1: "I wasn't feeling well, and all I wanted was to snuggle up next to him. He wasn't even paying attention to me, no matter what cuddling position we were in, he always made sure he could see the TV!"
Girl 2: "ugh. I HATE Man-Cuddling!"

by BlastthoseADsAllie February 4, 2010

Man Bullets

(n.) sperm that is shot from a man's penis acting like bullets from a .44 Magnum

(1) Holy crap dude, I shot my man bullets on her chest and I thought I killed her. Thankfully she enjoyed it.

by Portabells February 6, 2010

Man Day

Another word for Super Bowl Sunday. The only Sunday of the year when all men must eat a variety of animals (as close to living as possible), be waited on hand and foot by their women, get to watch TV all day, drink beer until they fart, AND call into work the next day. Blowjobs are optional but expected if your man is rooting for the winning team. The only downside: 8 woman in a room cooing over commercials.

"Dude Man Day is coming!"

"You're right! Let's get sh*tfaced!"

by Batman Bin Superman February 19, 2010

Man-Inches

When a person asks for the size of your dick, you reply with a number that is 2 inches bigger than actual size

Adam: Dude, how big is your dick?

Jacob: My dick is 6 inches

Adam: in inches or Man-Inches?

Jacob: Man-Inches :(

Adam: hahahaah! you're a four incher

by wolfman666 December 24, 2010