Puss eye

When you are at the bar and see a fugly man but still think he's cute

Wow I must have puss eye right now

by jar of pebbles September 19, 2024

Earache My Eye

KoRn’s best cover song

Originally preformed by Cheech, Chong, and Alice Bowie. This song is the secret track on “Follow The Leader”

Ben: dude did you hear the secret track on Follow The Leader?

Jack: yea Earache my eye

by Yours truly the band now in 3D September 14, 2023

Man-Eyes

A gender specific medical condition impairing the vision only of the male population, making locating everyday objects next to impossible. Or more simply, it makes the male blind to the bleed'n obvious.

"Man-eyes" is believed to be a genetic variation of "Astigmatism (uh-STIG-muh-tiz-um) which is an imperfection in the curvature of the eye that causes blurred distance and near vision."

"Man-Eyes" is related to other Male-Only afflictions such as "Man-Flu" and "Man-Poo".

Husband: "Honey, I can't find the milk. Do we have any left"

Wife: "It's in the fridge, do you have Man-Eyes?"

Husband: "Are you sure? I can't see it"

Wife: "There! Right in front of your eyes"

by U_Guru April 18, 2025

Flies on your eyes

Sadio mane

Sadio mane has got flies on his eyes

Sadio mane you’ve got flies on your eyes

by Dunnomatw June 11, 2022

ice mell dove age eye nah

I smelled a vagina (I cemelld ove ageeyenah)

ice mell dove age eye nah

by MARCUSISANI- November 23, 2024

Dogs eye at night

A Ghost refers to busting a nut within a girls mouth while she has milk in there. The goal is to make sure theres a little bit of blood in the semen so it looks as if someone took a picture of a dog during night

Dude lindsay stepped on my nuts so I made her chow down some milk and gave her a Dogs eye at night

by Daeen September 30, 2019

Gretzky-Eyes

#1. Peripheral vision beyond normal to make crazy hockey plays.
#2. Asian female with sexy eyes
#3. Pinky

Gretzky-Eyes: "She's got Wayne Gretzky eyes"...."Shes got Betty Davis Eyes"

by Uncle Neal August 20, 2020