Motherfucked The Boss

This is when you hate your life because you hate your job. Typically this is a result of hating your boss and you often find that you rant and rave about how he should be dead or in jail. So what do you do? You secretly invite his mother to the office on Mother’s Day and sneak into his office and have the dirtiest sex imaginable. Fingers in the ass...everything. But then the job isn’t done. Once you send her on her way you shit in his pencil drawer at his desk. Big steamer.

Time to wrap up. Quietly tiptoe out of there and punch that time clock. You’ve accomplished all you’re getting done today.

“Hi, Deanna?” It’s Jim from the front desk. Listen your son can’t talk right now, he’s in a meeting. But Happy Mothers Day! Why don’t you come to the office.”

...then you proceed to step on her face while you bend her over the desk...

“That was amazing, why don’t you go clean up. I’ll be right there.”

Steer clear of the office for a little while boys. I just did us all a solid and Motherfucked The Boss . You mind punching me out? I need a cigarette.

by Larry and Rex and Benny February 4, 2020

Stop off for a Boston tea party

Taking a massive shit in a public bathroom.

Let's stop off for a Boston tea party on the way home.

by L3pr3chaun3 January 23, 2021

Who’s The Boss?

Angela

According to extensive research done by Abed Nadir in the show Community, Angela is the boss.

Who’s The Boss? Angela. Abed drove the professor crazy after proving that Angela was the boss.

by MamaRizRiz42069 February 19, 2021

Lumi x Boschi

Honestly one of the best ships I ever seen its pretty sweet and cute and I love it when I see lumity and boschi hanging out together

Lumi x Boschi the sweetest ship ever

by Rainer_nobody February 20, 2021

A real boss

A real boss Is to know your friends and family and take good care of them.

He is a real boss they way he is with his kids.

He is a freal boss at family dinners

Are you a real boss or just an A**

by Deny, Destruction,Misconduct March 6, 2021

ribbons and Bose

A sound-electronics gift for da audiophile on your Christmas list.

Years ago before da recorded-music era, we got our teens things like roller skates and Swiss Army knives as gifts, but now it's completely changed to a world of ribbons and Bose.

by QuacksO March 25, 2021

the brother from boss baby

matthew morris

the brother from boss baby looks like matthew morris

by wheeeeeeeewheeeeeeee June 21, 2021