Meat pencil

A human finger, typically the index finger; long with a tip. Your meat pencil is unique.

"Hey Carol, have you washed that fillet-o-fish scent off ya meat pencil?"
"She was sniffing her meat pencil because her son is in prison."
"Oh I wish I had never cut my meat pencil off."

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by ElderCunny December 03, 2015

Rotten meat

The act of ejaculating inside your partner's hole (any) and then proceeding to slurp/suck the semen off your partner's hole.

"Yeah dude, I for real ate this girl's rotten meat."

by incisionedturtle09 January 05, 2024

Kiss my meat

“Kiss my meat” is basically the sassier, Zestier, version of “Kiss my ass”.

“Those shoes lame asf”

“Ni**a Kiss my meat😒”

by Aphoedite May 15, 2024

Kiss my meat

The term “Kiss my meat” is basically another version of saying “kiss my ass” but gayer, zestier, and sassier.

“Those shoes look lame!”

“Wtv hoe, kiss my meat😒”

by Aphoedite May 15, 2024

Skunk Meat

Skunk Meat refers to the worst player on a female basketball team.

Person A: "Damn. Lexi sucks ass at basketball."

Person B: "Yeah she's skunk meat bro"

by TheDeuceBruh December 01, 2015

meat hustler

A player Someone Just out for a lay a peice of meat
Can be used both ways

"look at u with all the girls you meat hustler"

by TAP'R September 06, 2009

circling the meat

Waiting for your best friend to turn their back on their mom and then seducing her.

"Hey TD, Michelle looks like she's circling the meat over there. You may want to say something to your mom bro."

by zedsaidhi October 24, 2015