Chocolate box review

A review for service that's really advertising copy, paid for by the provider in time, money or extras. Usually slick and well written (like the descriptions of the contents of boxes of chocolate). Never mentions anything negative or the actual details of the service, like the price paid (if any) or the true relationship between reviewer and provider (may even be the same person).

Bill: Wow, sweet review of Sienna by TimTam.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.

Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.

by Anonymous Bosch II September 21, 2018

boxed lunch

What it says on the tin. It's not a vagina, you perverts!!

Boxed lunch is convenient because it doesn't make a mess everywhere.

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 April 4, 2017

Breath box

When you’re in the car and eating something greasy and cheesy like Taco Bell without the ac on and windows rolled up. The windows begin condensating and next thing you know you’re sitting in a hot box full of breath. Best done with 2 or more people

Roll the fuckin window down it’s such a breath box in here

by $teiner December 19, 2024

ciao box

to leave during cunninlingus.

Patti tasted so bad that i had to ciao box outta there.

by Vicariously April 6, 2009

Big Box Guru

A person who is romantically attracted to large cardboard boxes.

Yo that guy is such a Big Box Guru

by APTHOMP0905 January 14, 2024

bankers box

Its like a box with a bankers in it, that bankers use, to bank.

Hey you are a bankers box

by Mrizzo, Ramrizzy, Psexy May 17, 2018

towel boxing

A form of locker room boxing in which the fighters both wrap there knuckles in gym towel to supress injury when no real boxing gloves are available

locker room jackass1: what the fuck you just say to me?!?! Let's towel box right no cmon man let's go
Locker room jackass2: your on dick head! Towel boxing right here right now!

by TheElderScrolls345 January 22, 2014