A restaurant that always cooks their food with a microwave, clicking Time Cook 30. Their food is usually frozen and Gordon Ramsay would never approve of it.
by jp447 December 24, 2017
Get the Time Cook 30 Restaurantmug. by anonymous December 30, 2016
Get the The Legend of Zelda: Orcaraina of Timemug. by the witches and warlocks December 29, 2020
Get the happy sleepy time juicemug. The Ten Pint Time Machine is an amazing yet little understood phenomenon which enables men in their later years in pubs to appear attractive to the younger ladies. In some cases, especially at weddings, it also enables them to dance like famous film stars which makes them look incredibly sexy and impressive to any of the younger ladies present, especially the bridesmaids. To achieve this remarkable effect all they need to do is merely drink at least ten pints of beer. Less if they are a lightweight.
Oh dear, old Dave was fully on board the Ten Pint Time Machine the other night at the pub. Trying to chat up that barmaid and impress her with his dancing until he got his feet tangled up and fell flat on his face!
by Jollyer February 26, 2023
Get the Ten Pint Time Machinemug. you must be really fucking rude if you shite the time. the time is blissful. shit it and you will be CURSED, BY THE POWER OF MAGIC! AND FRIENDSHIP!
by animatedHumorist December 20, 2017
Get the please don't shit the timemug. 7,8539816339744830961566084581988
by 0oikjnbvcdewqazXDFGTYUIOL June 15, 2021
Get the 2.5 times π (pi)mug. Most likely a Jesse. A man in full. Always cooler than a Ashley although Ashley's are still most beautiful person in the room. Her cool meter is lower than a big papa.
by Therealbigpapahugetime May 22, 2022
Get the big papa huge timemug.