Poop Tea

A phenomenon that occurs when feces is left unflushed in a toilet until it dissolves and turns the water an orange-ish shade of brown reminiscent of some herbal teas.

I forgot to flush my deuce this morning before I left for work and found Poop Tea in the water when I opened the lid again.

by Silas Schadenfreude February 20, 2017

And I poop

when your friend says something so shocking, you feel the need to shit yourself.

Guy: I got your friend pregnant and i’m leaving the country but I’m in love with you. come with me?

You: AND I POOP?!

by mamimunch69 September 4, 2023

Poop

brown stuff that odell beckham jr uses as a coping mechanism for his injury

i am gonna poop on you if u dont shut up

by Phart Nugget December 30, 2020

poop

something that comes from your butt

i need to poop

by pooppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 19, 2018

Poop Sommelier

An enthusiastic expert in the depth of aromas in human fecal matter. Often found outside restrooms, waiting for a waft of olfactory pleasure emanating from a porcelain bowl full of goodies. Some like rich full reds, others fine crisp whites. The poop sommelier seeks the browns and often greens of excrement.

That incessant imp was outside the bathroom again waiting for me as I was taking a shit. What is wrong with him?
Answer: Poop Sommelier

by Karl Hungus April 24, 2024

[poop pouch]

When a women where's tight jeans but don't have the ass to fill it and they have saggy britches it's called a poop pouch...

Wow look at April she has no ass do u see that poop pouch sagging.

by Martha mylana November 28, 2014

The Ben Poop Cycle

Ben shits out his poop and then eats it. This causes Ben to shit it out and eat it repeatedly. This is what we call the Ben Poop Cycle

Ben, the ford ranger will be fine. Now go back to The Ben Poop Cycle.

by VectorsChicken November 27, 2023