A serious insult meant to be used only in the most dire "your mom gay" type verbal battles.
Is worse than "your species feces" and less severe than "your family reunion homosexual communion".
If you cannot confirm whether the individual has a penis or not, it's not gay. Once the penis is confirmed, it is indeed, gay.
P1: I think it's a trap, I really can't tell. I'm not gay though am I?
P2: Shrödinger's penis.
P1: Ah, yeah that makes total sense. I'm completely straight until I confirm the existence of the penis.
The Life Of A Penis
The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy -Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him
This is a lyric of a mostly disliked song , TransphobicTechno by Your favorite Martian.
A: Lemme show you this song I found, it like 11 years old!
B: How does the lyrics go?
A: uh.. Bitch got a penis B: Oh, that song, isn't it by Your favorite Martian?
A: Obviously!