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Sneaky Little Penis 

An insult used by weird people in Ohio.
Angery Guy: You're a sneaky little penis.

Your genus likes penis 

A serious insult meant to be used only in the most dire "your mom gay" type verbal battles.
Is worse than "your species feces" and less severe than "your family reunion homosexual communion".
Dave: your family tree LGBT!

Chad: your ancestors incestors!

Dave : your species feces

Chad: YOUR GENUS LIKES PENIS

in order to not escalate the situation, Dave preserves the final insult, knowing Chad will most likely not survive it.

Shrödinger's Penis 

If you cannot confirm whether the individual has a penis or not, it's not gay. Once the penis is confirmed, it is indeed, gay.
P1: I think it's a trap, I really can't tell. I'm not gay though am I?
P2: Shrödinger's penis.
P1: Ah, yeah that makes total sense. I'm completely straight until I confirm the existence of the penis.

guacamole nigga penis 

nigga: *takes off pants*
girl: *sniffs* "guacamole nigga penis"

The Life Of A Penis 

The Life Of A Penis
The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him

Bitch got a penis

This is a lyric of a mostly disliked song , Transphobic Techno by Your favorite Martian.
A: Lemme show you this song I found, it like 11 years old!
B: How does the lyrics go?
A: uh.. Bitch got a penis
B: Oh, that song, isn't it by Your favorite Martian?
A: Obviously!