Cookie mom

An ovulating cougar with pride for female offspring in Girl Scouts overly devoted to marketing frequent sales of branded cookies inside a branded box. The cookie mom also has a very tasty and exclusive cookie.

I don’t know, go ask the cookie mom.

“J: Her cookie tastes delicious.”

by FormerPresident1 February 20, 2025

ur mom

im fucking her lol

me: i fucked ur mom
you: my mom is dead

by onelobby March 28, 2021

Ur mom gay

A highly insulting, yet quick way to tell someone you heavily dislike them. It implies that their mother is a homosexual woman, obviously I have yet to know when this phrase begun but all I do know is that this isn't a term you should take lightly. It is also a phrase highly meme'd upon, and I still have yet to figure out why the phrase is taken with humour.

"Hey Rufus, Ur mom gay."

by thememelord69 December 11, 2020

ur mom

the woman who birthed u

new way of saying "joe mama"

Someone: "Hey do you know who invented light bulbs?"

"ur mom."

by ponkie March 28, 2022

anti-mom memes

someone who will murder you if you pull of a bad your mom meme

john your moms is so fat, shes fat. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhA
mark *pulls out knife* im a anti-mom memes guy

by 123427348432 May 2, 2023

Mom

Haha I saw her last night;)

Hey Will, Your mom makes good Waffles!42

by Mommy123:) February 8, 2019

Mom

They do everything for you and get you whatever you want and hard working

Mom

by Danny Duncan 69 December 5, 2019