John Travolta Birthing

When a baby comes out old looking like John Travolta. Not my proudest fap

'Hey Son, are you ready for school?'
'Not right now mum, I'm just fapping to a John Travolta birthing'

by Pegging Sue March 9, 2021

Jeremiah John

To play golf as a lefty and poorly

That heavy set guy is playing like a real Jeremiah John

by cookie beanbag May 18, 2023

John Hurt

a man who is constantly getting butt hurt

dont get so john hurt its just some rocks

by funnyjim101 October 1, 2017

Adam John Oates

Shit prick how can't finish his chances in pro clubs what a wank stain like

Person 1: Adam John Oates JUST PUT IT IN THE BACK OF THE FUCKING NET

by Gayasnuggetlover42069 November 26, 2024

John Tyler Gray

John tyler gray.

He is a giant

He is a smarty pants (no he’s not)

He is inlove with Beckham Lu.

We all know john tyler gray is inlove with Beckham Lu 😒
John tyler gray is also very cute

John Tyler Gray is so cute

John Tyler Gray loves his girlfriend

by Rizzlybear 😜 November 22, 2023

russian john cena

Good meme

Russian john cena is a good meme.

by Bitchiest bitch in town February 6, 2022

Womwom elias john

he always headbutts you he is a cat who is annoying and he copies whatever you say

Womwom elias john is coming to headbutt you

by Namnam234444 May 27, 2023