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Cunt Master Colonel

Someone who is such a cunt that they have reached the rank of Colonel in the cunt brigade.
by Nick Ozlo January 5, 2008
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Two ends of a cunt.

Irish slang term & insult.

Used to describe a person of ill repute, nasty, beligerent and ignorant, lacking in manners and tact.
That Connor beats his wife he is the ''Two ends of a cunt.''
by Terry O'Neill February 22, 2010
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Judo Cunt Punt

Similar to the cunt punt, but is a kick to a female's vagina that renders her paralyzed and causes her to instantly cry tears of blood
If Sara Palin had become vp i would have had to judo cunt punt her down Pennsylvania Ave.
by Autobot5 June 12, 2009
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dirty cunt hole

When a girl bends a guy over and fucks him in his "dirty cunt hole"
Baby I'm going to put this strap on in your dirty cunt hole.
by Mia Voluptuous June 1, 2016
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Toledo cunt transfer

The act of transferring a miserable, lazy, incompetent cunt from Toledo to another branch to wreak havoc there instead. Inevitably, the Toledo cunt lives like an office nomad as she will never be accepted by the other classier, respectable women in the office; hence perpetuating the Toledo cunt transfer cycle.

Another variation known as "Toledo cunt swap" is when there are multiple cunts from Toledo creating skank whore problems in multiple branches. In vain hope of solving the problem, instead of simply firing these hostile cunts, they simply swap them out to see if they can hack it at the opposite branch. This will also cycle in perpetuity because you can't just fire someone for being a cunt from Toledo.
Woman: "Jesus! Is that cunt really taking another cigarette break?"
Woman #2: "Yeah, but don't sweat it- word is- it's the old Toledo cunt transfer for her ass next week anyway."
by HeroHandy May 4, 2019
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ye daft cunt

why did you spill that ye daft cunt
by suicidal sandwich November 12, 2017
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Third World Cunt

1. A reference to the vagina of a female who is less fortunate in appearance (A.K.A. the tits and ass department) and/or is sexually starving to death (analogously to starving civilizations in Africa, Southeast Asia, etc.) The thought of entering the vagina of a third world cunt seems like the equivalence of living in a third world country.

2. Can refer to a female as a unit, as opposed to her third world cunt directly.

3. An insufferably unpleasant douchebag. A step up from the mundane derogatory "cunt" (Or step down, so to speak).
1. Daaaaamn! That girl is SO UGLY! I would hate to go near that third world cunt!

2. Person #1: Hey, look at that third world cunt over there.
Person #2: How? It's covered by her pants.
Person #1: No, no. I was referring to her as a unit, as opposed to her third world cunt directly.
Person #2: Oh haha. In that case, totally!

3. Person #1: Hi there, sir! I would like to share with you the wonderful world of being a Jehova's Witness.
Disturbed resident: OMG stop being such a third world cunt and coming to my house every time I have a party!!!
by Juero August 12, 2011
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