king Hagen

The only known man to have a fire hose cock. He gifts little kids his nutrients and even in death his wiener is worshiped.

“Wow” said George. I want to be like king Hagen!

Watch out King Hagen’s cock is coming right at you, don’t let it enter you or the pleasure will be unimaginable

by PickleShed December 06, 2023

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King Of Sucking Dick

King Of Sucking Dick Is Ronan/Marco.
If You are Friend with him you better safe guard your dicko.

by 1.50GB waala March 18, 2023

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A clown whose best job will be manager of their local Burger King because they think they’re gonna blow up and don’t worry about school.

“I’m fr up next, I’m finna go places.” “Look at yo grades you Burger King Ass Bitch.”

by MyTimbs June 25, 2019

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When a white dude gets a white girl and a black girl at the same time.

Just saw Bill, Jane, and Shaniqua leave the bar. Lucky Dude. Found a King's Trio.

by Pistofficeguy September 03, 2017

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"Hi, I'm King Liang, and this is drop testing everything."

by Ashfon124 July 13, 2024

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When a guys dick is so long and hard it looks like a rats tail during sex.

Bryan: Dude Jessica is so hot during sex, she made me hard I looked like a King Rat.

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The dweebster who embraces his dweebiness so much that he can challenge the prom king or master prom.

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