When txt convo's take weird and somewhat unusual turns as a result of having an unlimited text message plan. Usually the logic behind it has to do with "pushing the envelope" more and more on a daily basis. These can get rather funny as time goes on (and just as degrading)
any time a conversation takes a turn for the worse...meaning to commit a crime for the sake of the joke (even though obviously no crime will be committed)......Unlimited Text Syndrome
by Mike Hawk Burns October 1, 2009
Get the Unlimited Text Syndromemug. The sensation that an amputated or missing mouse (even a wireless or optical mouse) is still present, causing the body (typically the mouse hand) to respond accordingly in conjunction with the movements of other body parts in the process of typical computer operation. Similar to phantom keyboard syndrome, and the rare and far more critical, phantom monitor syndrome.
I left the wireless mouse for my laptop at work, but because of the phantom mouse syndrome I experienced while writing this definition, I kept trying to use it anyways.
by Loophole The Sorcerer December 31, 2010
Get the Phantom Mouse Syndromemug. Anything typically associated with weird things done by mostly Americans....
I.e Florida Man...
Or just anything that would make you roll your eye n say, 'white people'
I.e Florida Man...
Or just anything that would make you roll your eye n say, 'white people'
After hearing about white people shenanigans...
I.e A monther breast feeding her baby and holding hands simultaneously
"Sheesh,white people syndrome.."
I.e A monther breast feeding her baby and holding hands simultaneously
"Sheesh,white people syndrome.."
by Mr. AvocadoMan July 16, 2020
Get the White people Syndromemug. A medical condition caused by the brains inability to process a constant overload of dumb.
Characterized by chronic headaches and a general hatred for all things that defy reason.
Extremely common in any military service member with an IQs higher than that of most household pets, but effecting anyone with an inability to wrap their head around concepts completely devoid of sense and reason. Often being constantly forced to do thing that they can prove are wrong, or waste time without any foreseeable benefit, usually also leads to a constant wishing that humans would evolve to a point where unintelligent thoughts causes physical pain.
Characterized by chronic headaches and a general hatred for all things that defy reason.
Extremely common in any military service member with an IQs higher than that of most household pets, but effecting anyone with an inability to wrap their head around concepts completely devoid of sense and reason. Often being constantly forced to do thing that they can prove are wrong, or waste time without any foreseeable benefit, usually also leads to a constant wishing that humans would evolve to a point where unintelligent thoughts causes physical pain.
Oh my God! If Senior Chief doesn’t stop trying to find a reason to nit pick everything that we are doing, he is going to agrivate my Brain hurty syndrome! I think if you swapped his brain with a shiny rock his intelligence would more than double. He’s so stupid it should hurt!
by MCPO of Your Mom February 4, 2010
Get the Brain hurty syndromemug. Derived from the tendency of individuals coming in contact with one with this specific syndrome to declare, "Damn, he's Terry Sexual." Terry Sexual Syndrome is a genetic disorder in which a person is born with so much awesomeness they are irresistible to every gender, race, and creed and have more ass then they can handle. The simple acronym, Totally erotic, really relentless yesuality, has been created to assist in remembering the symptoms.
by AnythingYouWant April 26, 2011
Get the Terry Sexual Syndromemug. When a guy grows up in the north and then founds a pro-Confederacy advocacy group then pretends that there's nothing racist about it.
Tom sure diagnoses people with Woods Derangement Syndrome a lot, but he's really just projecting his insecurities on himself.
by islands69 March 24, 2021
Get the Woods Derangement Syndromemug. A culmination of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, and dyslexia on top of a troubled childhood and early exposure to Donkey Shows and the less attractive aspects of the African Congo. Some have stated that he may have multiple personality disorder, but that cannot be confirmed. Unfortunately being that fucked in the head leads to random attacks with ships that were never meant to be built in that number, and a raging case of priapism which required him to drain the excess blood from his member with a turkey baster. The final diagnosis is rendered when the subject begins paying for everything with 2 dollar bills.
At first we thought he was a normal kid, but then he started showing signs of 2$Bill Syndrome. He tipped the strippers with 2 dollar bills and kept making beastiality referances which made the entire grade school uncomfortable
by Google [bot] September 6, 2010
Get the 2$Bill Syndromemug.