Unlimited Text Syndrome

When txt convo's take weird and somewhat unusual turns as a result of having an unlimited text message plan. Usually the logic behind it has to do with "pushing the envelope" more and more on a daily basis. These can get rather funny as time goes on (and just as degrading)

any time a conversation takes a turn for the worse...meaning to commit a crime for the sake of the joke (even though obviously no crime will be committed)......Unlimited Text Syndrome

by Mike Hawk Burns October 1, 2009

little meat syndrome

Someone who goes about any and/or everything with a bitchmade mindset and carries himself with a low self of steam as if he has a bite size penis(most-ikely they do).

Guy: Aye bro you get down on these hoes.
Guy with lms: No im good i got to help my mom with groceries.
Guy #2: Yo, ya mans is either gay or has that little meat syndrome

by Shells So True November 16, 2011

Stephen Colbert Syndrome

The process of transitioning from a satiric depiction of a thing to the very thing you once parodied. Named after Stephen Colbert, who originally played the character right wing ideologue named "Stephen Colbert", who told yo what to think. Over time, he has become the Blue State equivalent of his earlier "Stephen Colbert" character. He has come full circle.

You know how originally she mocked bad weepy singer-songwriters? Now she takes herself seriously and has misses her own joke. Stephen Colbert Syndrome!

by TrustFalls January 22, 2021

Terry Sexual Syndrome

Derived from the tendency of individuals coming in contact with one with this specific syndrome to declare, "Damn, he's Terry Sexual." Terry Sexual Syndrome is a genetic disorder in which a person is born with so much awesomeness they are irresistible to every gender, race, and creed and have more ass then they can handle. The simple acronym, Totally erotic, really relentless yesuality, has been created to assist in remembering the symptoms.

He gets so much so often, he must have Terry Sexual Syndrome. Even I want him.

by AnythingYouWant April 26, 2011

flaming ass syndrome

When ones asshole swells up like a cajun potato after a firey hit meal

Ciaran:Them spicy sausages gave me a spicy anus
Mark:Me too my ass is like a cajun potato
Ian:You boys have a case of flaming ass syndrome

by Brrgaaah July 25, 2014

Little Bitch Syndrome

When someone is complaining life is “really hard” but actually - they’re just being a little bitch

Alternatively known as LBS

R: I have a stomach ache
C: sounds like you are suffering from Little bitch syndrome - LBS

J: it’s too cold to go outside
R: sounds like a case of LBS

by G City April 7, 2021

Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome

A condition in which the affected individual(s) is anywhere from mildly amusing to very exciting to be around in real life, but has no apparent redeeming values on the internet; i.e. typing "lol," using "smilies," and acting as a tardus extremus in the matters of abbreviation, humor, and spelling.

Tommy: Brian seemed somewhat cool at the party last night, but when I talked to him online...
*flashback ensues*
Tommy FArtanyan: Hey, I just added you to my buddy list.
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: who is dis
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: o tommy rite/
Tommy FArtanyan: Are you drinking?
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: wat
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: r u ther
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: th3ere**
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: thrtr*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: godamnit lol
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: THREE*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: LMAO! THERE!
Tommy FArtanyan: G-gotta go!
Tommy FArtanyan signed off 12:30:22
*flashback ends*
Tommy: I guess the screen name he gave me should have given it away!
Kiko: CLASSIC case of Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome!
Tommy: ?
Kiko: *chomp*

by Kiko February 3, 2004