Nigerious Maximus

One who takes his black rizz to the max.

Jerry: I can't believe you gave up on the Kennedy heir!
Kramer: That's like a second Kennedy assassination.
Elaine: How can you compare him to Denzel? A lady needs some Nigerious Maximus between the sheets.
Jerry: Nothing wrong with that!

by Placentus Orellius August 13, 2023

Soft Maxxing

When one proceeds to stay flacid and never get hard no matter what, going to the lengths of praying/repenting.

Bro this girl was twerkin on my shit I had to start Soft Maxxing

by Neal Rigga July 12, 2024

Doom Maxing

The act of holding back thoughts of doom in ones mind until the very end of the day, finally letting it all out, sometimes unable to sleep.

The wife is not too happy with me, i have been Doom Maxing a lot lately and haven't been getting much sleep.

by fro99er July 15, 2024

Parrot maxxing

The act of impersonating the sound made when an individual beats their meat, the sound is created by hitting your hand between your thighs in a quick manner

*clap clap clap clap*

Mom: What’s going on in there??
Todd: Nothing mom I’m just parrot maxxing

by Ted34324 July 21, 2024

bare maximum

it’s a bit of a who’s who

naomi punched a homeless an he exclaimed “ u hit me with the bare maximum flying punch”

by Bill billagin July 24, 2024

Loser Maxxing

Loser maxing is the act of playing loser games all day such as valorant,minecraft,roblox and watch vtubers/buy anime figurines on your off time in order to accept that your a loser. this is as copeing mechanism after getting broken up with or suffering from something.

DId you hear that daves loser maxxing because he lost his money gambling?

by hero2.0 July 26, 2024

min-maxing

in gaming - the skill of learning how to or carrying out, using perfect or nearly perfect information, to fully optimize a game's potential

- 'min-maxed' for past tense

He was min-maxing his Balatro seeded run to reach the round score of 'naneinf'.

by grEy. August 1, 2024