those were the days

Often said when thinking back to a time when life was more enjoyable.

"Remember back in 96' when we stayed at that beach house? Those were the days..."

by DMC May 24, 2004

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National 69 Day

Holiday celebrating eating pussy and sucking dick.
(Preferably at the same time)

"Hey babe, can we 69?"
"Um. No."
"But it's National 69 day!"

by Allevi April 16, 2018

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cold day in hell

(n.) An event that will never happen. See synonym when pigs fly.

It'll be a cold day in hell before I return her calls.

by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004

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National Rape Day

A disgusting hoax used as an excuse to violate men/women

The boys: it’s national rape day
Me: No, and for that i’m going to break your spine

by anonymous April 25, 2021

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A day chosen by a high school senior class for the entire class to skip school. Typically falling on the Monday after prom, it tends to infuriate teachers and school administrators alike. The day has become less popular in recent years as the bureaucracy of public schools in the United States is becoming increasingly communist. For those who participate, the day continues to symbolize rebellion against overcomformity and the American desire for individuality.

Jackie won't participate in senior skip day. She enjoys being a slave to society too much.

by BigTreeInTheForest May 25, 2011

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