band job

a combination of oral sex and wanking off a sexual partner. One may perform oral stimulation on the tip while giving a hand job to the rest of the penis or start with oral sex before finishing with a hand job or perhaps any own personal combination of the two with the aim for maximum sexual stimulation

She gave him a band job, that’s a double whammy the lucky bitch

by Matt Raesake July 13, 2021

smurf rim job

When you take a dump large enough and with velocity in a porta potty that the blue water splashes up and gived your leather cheerio a kiss.

Oh man, I had to poop so fast that I received a smurf rim job in that porta potty

by SvenMacdirmada April 21, 2022

better paying job

a job that pays, as the name suggests, better (i.e. more), than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.

son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.

father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education, or not, it's up to you, to then pull yourself up by your boot straps and get a better paying job.Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later hopefully open your own construction firm.

by Sexydimma December 19, 2013

Blowke Job

A blow job but from a dude or bloke, a bloke job.

Hey mate I went to the strip joint but ended up with the security guard, got me a fine blowke job!

by AbsolutelyTru7h! November 11, 2017

J job

When a jester gives you a hand job while telling you jokes and stops when you laugh.

I was getting a j job and as soon as they started neighing like a horse i lost it.

by Jodow69 October 13, 2020

Platonic Hand Job

A hand job that is done by a friend with no feelings behind it

Friend: Give me a hand job
Friend 2: I have a boy friend
Friend: No No Platonic Hand Job, as friends

by Platonic Hand Job March 19, 2018

the 7 I's of Steve Jobs

7 simple English words, all starting in the letter I (intuition, imagination, invention, integration, interpretation, ingenuity and innovation) that epitomize the spirit of all human scientific and technological progress since the beginnings of civilization.

what does the letter 'I' stand for in words such as Iphone, Ipad and Ipod?

The answer is simple; the I in each of these words represent the 7 I's of Steve Jobs. these 7 words also define Steve Jobs as an individual, as well as his life's work and purpose.

by Sexydimma January 8, 2015