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thumb jack 

(verb. coined by Antenna)
When doing it doggie style, sticking your thumb in a girl's ass to lift it higher.
She kept thrusting her clitty into the pillow, so I gave her a thumb jack for apple bottom viewing.
thumb jack by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

lumber jack off 

a variation of the game ookie cookie. A group of lumber jacks or campers form a circle around a tree and the last person to jizz on the tree loses. The loser must rub the seamen on his axe for grip and then cut down the tree in order to produce fire wood for the campsite.
We ran out of fire wood on our camping trip and we decided to have a lumber jack off to designate a bitch to get more wood.

national jack-off day 

A day that everyman in the world has to jack off. The date of national jack-off day is May 5. The best time to jack-off would be 5:55 on 5/5.
Yo im so pumped cause tomorrow is national jack-off day and i can wait to bust a nut everywhere

Captain Jack 

A term used to describe the effects of drugs on a user.
A mythical figure who takes drugs users on a trip.
i.e. Captain Jack has led me into choppy seas, or The Captain has taken Kevin to sea and he won't be back for sometime.
Captain Jack by Rob Howe July 18, 2003

hit a jack 

hit a jack by David Russell September 12, 2005

jimmy jack

to waste a salesperson's time with no real intent of buying.
Alvin spent 2 hours looking at every Miata on the lot, but finally left empty-handed, which was no surprise to the armenian salesman, he knew when Alvin walked in that he was in for a jimmy jack.
jimmy jack by sandspit October 18, 2007