Dick Stever

The Act of pooping on someones peep while neefing the jabroni.

Tess enjoys a good Dick Stever sometimes after a hard days work.

by - Anonymous February 8, 2009

dick wagon

When someone has taken so much dick that it follows them around like a wagon full of dicks

You see Sally last night? Yeah but she has a dick wagon

by kylie dempsey January 31, 2015

limp dick

Lacking resolve or ability even though it might seem to have both at first; see half-assed

So, what about the limp-dick improvements in voting machines and methods in the past election?

by Hizzle November 15, 2004

dick breath

when someone has had a cock in their mouth.

Mark always had cock breath. :(

by Stacy March 21, 2004

swamp dick

the sensation you feel on your penis when:

A) you take a condom off of your dick right after you bang a nice hot and wet vagina.

B) you get hot and sweaty and dont shower for a few days.

A) Will: Dude, I just banged the guts out of this slut in my car, and when I took the condom off, my dick felt all slimey and weird like it was in a sauna for 3 days.
Me: Sounds like you got a wicked case of swamp dick!

B) Will: Dude, I just got back from a 3-day ass spelunking expedition with my boyfriend, Chris, and it feels like I got a sweaty rodent in my pants.
Me: Sounds like you got a wicked case of swamp dick!

by cheapshott July 19, 2006

dicking around

Stuffing around. Generally messing around without any real purpose (except possibly avoidance).

Stop dicking around and back me some pie.

by Stuart October 31, 2003

dick nose

1. an insulting term for a person with a big nose and who acts like a asshole or a dick.
2. a snoopy person who likes to pry into other people's private business.
Not to be confused with a dick weasel.

1. Because Adrien Brody is a stuck-up celebrity with a big nose, he is a dick nose.
2. After I found my brother going through my stuff, I knew he was a dick nose.

by toast455 July 21, 2005