Elf Job

When A woman/man's partner LOVE'S Christmas so much they dress up as a christmas elf and preform oral sex while pretending to be from the north pole.

Last night I was so excited for the holidays I put on my elf hat, suspenders, green tights and my shoes with the bells and gave my husband an Elf job under the mistletoe! H

by Defnotyourname November 6, 2017

blap job

A term used during the wild west meaning assassination.

That fella John has been causing havoc to my business! Im paying for a Blap job on this man!

by halalgamingtime July 6, 2023

job palmer

The most incredible person u could ever meet

Job Palmer is awesome

by Yonddj December 1, 2020

cape job

As a hairstylist or barber you preform fellatio under the cape .

Amy gave Nick a cape job when he came in for a haircut .

by Bigandbouncy April 11, 2025

Jam Job

To spread a jam or jelly on the nipple of breast of chest and to lick and suck it off. Silly sexual foreplay after breakfast in bed.

Breakfast in bed was delicious this morning, for desert how about a jam job.

by Gap41 July 5, 2025

rust job

Presumably the listener misheard the phrase "rushed job"

"I thought I heard someone say "rust job," so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary only to find the most puerile definitions imaginable.

by wwforthewin May 23, 2025

Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs are sexual acts involving mobile electronics; more specifically, those with the capacity to vibrate while fitting properly inside orifices considered viable for sexual pleasure.

I'm about to go Steve Jobs on your asshole.

by Aaronymous Bosch January 1, 2017