John

The most understanding person ever . Caring and lovable he will love u no mater what . He loves his brother and friends . Hangs out with them 24/7

Hey why are u blushing ?!

John loves me ❤️

by Carter t September 30, 2020

Long John Silver

When you eat out a bitch and then she cuts out and leaves without giving you anything in return

I was chilling with this bitch last night and she gave me the old long John silver and dipped out before I burned the head

by That White Man Crazy May 8, 2025

john frommont

A famous sexy model who writes people's wills

Yo John Frommont is over there, lemme get an autograph

by Joanne Simonsbath October 5, 2021

John:

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
What will the name of this young man be?

Your name is JOHN: As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of CAKES are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.

by Utter_Lozer October 9, 2024

John

Another -informal- term used to describe a toilet, most commonly used by meth heads

-Jesse: Hey man, can I use your John?
-Meth head: Yeah sure man it's inside

by Lil Swigga 69 November 21, 2021

Papa John's Day of Reckoning

noun
1. A time of crisis or need.
2. When you have a bad feeling about a certain moment that is about to happen.

"I'm bad at soccer, so my Papa John's Day of Reckoning is P.E."

by Nocaerc January 8, 2020

John Snow

An old man’s white pubic hair that is overgrown with his penis barely poking out.

The dressing room door was open and I saw that man’s John Snow.

by ForrestBeau June 22, 2024