big sexy john

Big sexy john means when a big guy is sexy you say “wow! That guy is big sexy john!”
I find it funny! Just when u think a big guy is sexy! Remember to say big sexy john!

Woah that big guy is a big sexy john!

by John cegy loon January 8, 2020

Porta John

A man who has sex with a hooker in his or someone elses car.

Man ive been workin all night and got nothing but a bunch of porta johns.

by Zell Faze May 16, 2009

azn john

If you are walking down a dark alley...and you see a skinny yellow man come up to you...run....b'cuz he's there to take your food!!! HOT AZN!....likes blonde chicks and girls of color...and Wendy!!!..... he has a baby named shaniqua lee terada!!...I LOVE YOU JOHN!!!

OMG here comes JOHN!!...hide the food!!!

by WENDY February 3, 2005

who shot john

Lee Harvey Oswald, the person who shot John F. Kennedy- or in the case of John Lennon, it was Mark David Chapman.

Who shot John?
It was Lee, Lee shot John.

by Ben November 24, 2004

who shot john

I dunno, but I do know that the government had him killed. He was getting ready to pull American troops out of Vietnam, and all the warmongers in Washington couldn't take it or let it happen, so they eliminated him. It was all just a big conspiracy...

Who shot john? The government did, that's who!

by El Arandano November 24, 2004

Pink John

When a man or a woman gets on all fours and a man or a woman gets under them and licks their asshole, while the person on top masterbates onto the person below.

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Bye John

When you are trying to talk to your freinds at a sleep over but there is still a parent in the room.

Fred and Joe were sharing secrets when Fred noticed that Joes dad was pulling a Bye John.

by Gravr April 17, 2015