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Moist Hand Chad

That small wet piece of paper towel that tears off from the paper towel dispenser.
After hammering out a mean grumpy and washing my hands, I pulled a paper towel only to be left holding a moist hand chad with the remainder of the paper towel left in the dispenser.
by Golf 3 November 4, 2022
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The act of a woman giving a blowjob using the back of her hands, after she eats pulled pork and beans.
"Did the Chicago Back-hand BJ with extra hogslop meant nothing to you?"
by ToolFan5878 November 7, 2025
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Hand Gibber

A very dry, aggressive, and amateur “handjob.” Usually painful, but considered a right of passage in the south. ( featured in the movie- taking it from Hayley)
Oh wow, Hayley totes gives the best hand gibbers, I almost got off but my penis started bleeding
by Dr. DeezNutz March 5, 2022
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Fried Chicken Hand Shake

When you shake someone's hand after eating a bucket of fried chicken.
Person 1: Hey, nice to meet you.

Person 2: Ew, your hands are so greasy.

Person 1: Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to give you a Fried Chicken Hand Shake.
by slumdom December 5, 2018
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hand-me-down retarded

Not to be confused with someone with mental or physical handicaps that they have no control over, The person or persons who are eligible for this elite title have achieved such a high level of being a retard/idiot/all-a-round horrible human being-ism that can only be achieved through a long generational line of retards for parents/grandparents/etc...the kind of family tree that started when two people have been in a loving relationship since they got together in "home-school"
I cant stand that guy, he's a bigger idiot than his old man...that whole family is hand-me-down retarded!!
by Dr. Barry N. McKockner iii January 23, 2025
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Funny Hands

This is a man that is overtly funny, however, he also has fairly funny hand that are extremely laughable.
That guy, yea, he is Funny Hands
by mahinman August 11, 2019
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First-hand Boy

A boy who's having a girlfriend for the first time in his life.

When he doesn’t have an ex-girlfriend.
You're lovely precious first-hand boy!
by strawberry bonbon October 24, 2023
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