beam me up

A way to say that you have made a final statement, rather than saying such as "fuck you" or "skippity bop pow", or "it's over, it's a scratch" Right Steve?

"I am not going to mow the lawn. Beam me up!"

by JP January 9, 2004

split me kipper

to vigorously insert one's fist into a female's genitalia

ooooh ay, i split ya ma's kipper last night.

by pablo dahill's ma October 2, 2003

Smoke me out

To smoke weed and assist in sexual activities

Guy: hey why don’t you smoke me out

Girl: sure 😁😚

by AnonymousUser! November 27, 2019

ya git me?

To understand,comprehend, assimilate.

Jason: Ya git me, I'ma mash dem likkle bastards up when I find dem, ya git me?

David: ya blud.

by Euro Hustla April 20, 2006

fung me bung

Licking of ones bunghole or asshole. Rim job. Fung which is short for fungi that might be wet like a tongue. Lick my ass hole.

Mary will you fung me bung.

by Richjbower August 23, 2006

Got Me In Chains

To have no option in a say-so

Guy1: Bro i told your mom you was sleeping over my house for a double date and she said she was going out already
Guy2: What,dude really? Now you got me in chains

by jswaaaa April 16, 2015

tell me a joke

never say this to me. nevver!

"hey, diane, tell me a joke"
"you're just scared of my pharao moans"

by Krkič December 11, 2019