Tongue punch my fart box

To insert ur tongue into anus hole

I bet u wont tongue punch my fart box

by Bongwayoflife January 19, 2018

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I Fart In your general direction!

A common French taunt. Used by John Cleese in Monty Pythons Holy Grail. Also accompanied by "Your mother is a hampster, and your father smells of old elderberries!"

Now go away, before I taunt you a second time!

by Zach G. December 02, 2003

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tongue punch her fart box

Shoving your tongue deep into an anus. (As deep as you can I suppose)

Man she's really hot! Maybe she wants to get a little kinky. I'd like to tongue punch her fart box.

by The Entertainment December 29, 2013

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One fart away from a disaster

Being afraid to fart, because if you do you might shit yourself.

Peter: Drive faster! I'm one fart away from a disaster!

Bjorn: Why didn't you take a shit at the restaurant?

Peter: That's messed up.

Bjorn: You're strange, don't shit your pants in my car.

by vAnCiTyCaNaDa May 29, 2010

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