cat haiku

A haiku (japanese poem) about cats or related to cats.

The Instagram account @campingwithcats often use #cathaiku. This exemple is from there account.

Here is my cat haiku:

My heart: cold as ice.
My demeanor: v stoic.
My fur: soft af.

by SensduStyle May 25, 2017

A cat's minute

Precisely one minute

I'll be back from walking the dog in a cat's minute

by Notdannygonzalez May 26, 2017

Cat ghost

When something goes wrong

I had a bad day. Coffee spilled all over. It was the cat ghost.

by Chair forced biotch May 27, 2017

Cat Food

Another word for pussy.

I want to eat your cat food.
Jamaicans don't eat cat food.

by BadGalRi June 3, 2017

Simon's cat

Animation which is about a cat and its owner Simon.

Look at that Kitten from Simon's cat! Isn't it so cute?

by Erica💐 June 5, 2017

cat card

Someone's contact info for a booty call

Here's my cat card; call me later.

by Nawwal June 7, 2017

Side cat

A friend one makes on social media (such as instagram) through introduction by a mural close friend. Friendships with side cats can develop rather quickly as they have already been vouched for by the close mutual friend so awkward 'I don't know if you're cool or a freaking weirdo' phase can be avoided

So what's with you and Jessica?

Ohh she's one of my new side cats. Jenny introduced us, they went to college together.

by SideCat27 June 12, 2017