oh my god

something that you say when you are scared/worried and you ask gods help

or

something that your girlfriend screams when you push to hard

girl: oh my god i said stop pushing my earing my earhole closed
boy: ehh sh-

by I'm in the next door :) May 2, 2022

God Church

1) When Jake Paul needs something to ryme with "merch" and invents a stupid word to put in his stupid song
2) "it's a church with a god in it" Pewdiepie 2k17

I just drop some knew merch and it's selling like a god church

by Parvencita July 7, 2017

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit during coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet

“What are you up to?”
“Just having a good morning and god bless, if you know what I mean”
“Ah man papa bless you, timber!”

by Constant Suffering May 23, 2018

Lilt gods

The lilt gods are Ben and Matthew the discoverers of the filth that is lilt. After discovering and discarding this disgusting drink we cast it away to the rats. The rats then scurried around and claimed it as there own. After doing much work making group chats and Instagram pages after lilt the lilt gods returned and claimed there mighty throne. There is now an international lilt day celebrated in memory of these gods. They are great role models and perfect citizens.

Let’s go praise and worship the lilt gods the wonderful Ben and Matthew.

by Liltgodno.1 April 10, 2021

God

Father of satan
Fucked Maria and convinced her she's a virgin & convinced her that her son was pure goodness
Hail satan

It's just a fact

Person 1: Isn't god the father of satan?
Person 2: Yes duse

by Hailsatanxd August 9, 2018

god

god means you have the ability to drink air.

"the reason i became god was right in front of us"

by millyiscool August 15, 2021

The Net God

the net god is the giant net in the gym that you sacrifice other people's items to, such as a book, chair, binder, backpack, etc. a detention was the best achievment you could recieve for a while for sacrificing but now the greatest achievment is suspension. ALL HAIL NET GOD!

billy: dude i just sacrificed to the net god!
bob: nice man! did u get a detention?
billy: yea!
Mr Muschott: >:(

by billymays69 October 13, 2011