job

Some stupid shit.

I don't want a job. Jobs are worthless.

by ItsOverNow April 28, 2021

Curd Burger Blow Job

You jack someone off with some bread till they get hard, then you do a dental dam of fondue, a cheese dental dam, that then forms and dries around the cock as the blow job goes on. You then take the cheese that formed with the jizz around the mans cock and feed it back to him. He eats the cheese jizzumed cum mold once it's over.

"Bro, last night I have my boyfriend a curd burger blow job... and I'm still having cheese cum burps, so is he."

by WisconsinStrong November 19, 2023

job flirting

Dreaming of oneself in a different, more exciting job.

I fucking hate work. Im going to spend the weekend job flirting.

by Pigsinmud June 27, 2024

Steve Job

A Steve Job involves the specific act of inserting your sexual partner's iPhone into their anus, while sexting them repeatedly with their phone set to vibrate.

Cornelius gave me an auspicious Steve Job last night.

by anonymous January 1, 2017

On job

A synonym for “let’s get to work”/“let’s do this” and also a phrase used to describe or applaud someone acing a task.

Person 1: Let’s get it done and then blow this juke joint.

Person 2: On job bro.

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Person 3: Yo you’re smashing those citations! On job.

by Cinnamon54 December 17, 2023

nope job

A blow job that ends with cum on the girls face

“He got a nope job from Debra.”

by Canhandler99 November 27, 2020

Job Swing

Can only be done with a knife.

a "Job Swing" is where someone uses a knife like a sword to try to cut you with. Like the way you hold a lightsaber. Instead of a left and right motion its a chopping motion like a sword by up and down.

I was walking to the store and this thug, I'm presuming a newbie, tried to job swing me with a knife.

by cyb3rhack3r November 12, 2015