Yung Long Johns

the worlds greatest rapper, manly and giant.

Wow, your freestyles are great, you resemble Yung Long Johns

by fuggutarded December 9, 2021

RA John

The most BANGIN RA. a man who takes his job seriously during the week (sometimes). He also will help you when you are sad, stressed, or need a good laugh. Most commonly spotted in a maid dress, getting schmacked on a Thursday. When you see an RA John, you need to stop and tell him in a commanding voice, "John. John I have sex. I have SEX John." When other RA's see him, they know they will never be like him.

Resident: "Oh man I hope I get an RA John next semester."
RA John: "There's only one RA John."

by Ninja hunter 234 December 9, 2021

John Tard

Meme

If you see John Tard you know its a meme.

by Tardsfanclub December 15, 2021

Epping St Johns

Meaning where something / someone tries way too hard to fit in with the rest, whatever the cost may be.

Friend: You see that geezer over there, he's trying to fit in way to hard even though everyone has a bad impression of him

You: Yeah, mate. He's a bit of an Epping St Johns (ESJ if you are feeling fancy) don't you think

by sushimonster271 December 16, 2021

john flesch

he is a godly like creature who wants to ask you how you are doing and how school is going

john flesch: hey its so good to see you buddy. I hope everything's going good at school.

by fleschpatoo December 17, 2021

John Morgan

the 2 best characters in red dead redemption 2 John Marsron and Arthur Morgan names together

John Morgan died of tuberculosis in 1911

by arthur morgan 1899 December 20, 2021

John

A one nut wounder.

He has his pecker in his hand, he's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo.

Dude I saw a one nut wounder.
I heard his name is john.

by Pudden_Pop December 25, 2021