unrequited love

It's like you're drowning, but won't fucking die.

I was stuck in an unrequited love storm, but I built the illest life raft & stuck it out longer than I should have.

by Eirzy July 4, 2016

Butt Loving

The act of slowly thrusting a mans anus during intercourse.

Person1:I gave Tim such a Butt Loving last night!
Person2:Did you apple bag him?!

by ThatGuyIzzy January 28, 2012

love chop

When a female gets slapped in or around the the face with an erect penis during the act of fellatio either by the recipient or of her own accord

"yeah, i gave her the love chop just to let her know who's boss"

by theoneandonlyporkchop August 3, 2012

Love speech

Love speech: The opposite of hate speech. Speaking with a high level unconditional positive regard for people of all backgrounds with a growing intensity.

Love speech: I give two Sh#ts about where you can from, get get the F#%k over here and have a drink with me!

by Dom-the-creator July 4, 2018

love nibblies

That awesome part of a women's tit that needs to be nibbled on...The nipple god dammit!

"Come here you, so I can taste your love nibblies!"

by BluBaller October 6, 2004

love lance

the schlong, a big big dong.

'holy shit godfrey, your chod is a right love lance, whack it up my flange immediately'

by sam April 5, 2004

Love Callous

Knobby build-up of dead tissue resulting from over-use in activities related to sex.
See also: Margaret's Pootie

Damn! That knob jockey gots one nasty love callous in her jine!

by nemo October 30, 2002