Poop

Poop is something that comes out of uranus. You might not want to do this while having sex.

Shreck pooped all over Mario's couch and bathroom.

She pooped on the man's dick mid-sex. It was disgusting.

by I WIN AT EVERYTHING April 15, 2017

phantom pooping

The art of dropping a deuce inconspicuously in public places

"Despite it being being Black Friday, Tom was phantom pooping in the potted plant at the local shopping centre"

by The Korean Sun December 28, 2013

Poop the baby

The act of shoving your index finger into a infants rectum instead of checking their anus for poop.

They really had to poop the baby?

by Cody5050 January 10, 2023

Poop

Dookey

Yo i had a poop for brunch

by Terry cruiser April 13, 2019

Poop

something that comes out of a butt.

I have to take a poop.

by Aubreythecatlady.........yeeet January 28, 2019

poop and mint

The process of consuming a mint while deficating in a toilet. This is used to achieve a more refreshing poop.

Austin: I gotta shit.

Tommy: don't forget a mint.

Austin: oh marvelous idea! Poop and mints are so refreshing.

by Poop and mint bros May 11, 2016

poop cheeks

noun. When you are prairie dog’n and you rush to the bathroom, initially missing the toilet seat slightly and correcting, only to find that you smeared poop on the toilet seat and yourself. The despair then ensues.

“Tom is going to need a minute” said Joe.

Jane questions, “what’s going on?”

Joe replies in a discreet manner, “Tom has poop cheeks.”

“Oh” gasps Jane. “OHHH! Yeah, he’s not coming out anytime soon”

by Maester Winthrop November 4, 2020