corn hole cum hole

When a man attempts to shoot his cum in a woman's mouth, but the man is 20 feet away from the woman and at a social event such as a tailgate.

Did the Packers win?
Nah but Steve played corn hole cum hole with his wife at the tailgate.

by Austin Corn January 12, 2016

blond-chippy-cum-rack

That particular type of irritatingly gleeful yet still distinctly porkable bubbly blonde one sees on yoga ads and sites such as happier.com

Note (as if it's possible not to) the blond-chippy-cum-rack on the happier.com front page and the smarmy-unto-death quote from Seligman. That fuck.

by StephenDaedalus April 4, 2009

dirty ginger faggot cum dumpster

An insult generally meaning a nasty, red-headed person who frequently masturbates and leaves no time to clean up the mess.

Jt(a red-headed fellow) broke up with Addy so Addy called him a dirty ginger faggot cum dumpster.

by cutiepie123 November 11, 2009

Butt Plug One Hand Cum

Inserting an anal plug into one's rectum while masturbating with the other hand OR inserting cum into one's butthole using only one hand

Dude, I tried a butt plug one hand cum last night and now I can't shit.

by Todd the Rocked Bod "Jacked" March 14, 2015

Anaconda Squeeze/Freight Train Cum

The act in which two sexual partners are intertwined like anacondas mating. With the intensity and rhythm slowly building up-- the male plows the field of dreams, ball slappin', good, deep, and hard - until each partner simultaneously reaches an orgasm - like two run away freight trains - COLLIDING - the retrosexual sounds and ground shaking pounding can be heard by ALL for miles and miles around!

John and Dee had an out of body anaconda squeeze/freight train cum experience at the adult bookstore.

While John was plowin' Dee's field of dreams, they both had an intense, powerful, anaconda squeeze/freight train cum..........GOTTA LOVE THE BOMB SEX!!!!!!!!!

by Cougar Sport Killer March 5, 2011

super ultra mega cum shot

when a guy cum shots in a girl's ass three times in a row, and then the girl farts and the cum flies all over the place.

Dude, i super ultra mega cum shot Rebecca last night, some of it got into my eye.

by prostaho69 May 20, 2007

OBT cum guzzling thunder cunt

A variation of cum guzzling thunder cunt made to be even more insulting by adding the fact that you work on OBT (Orange Bolssom Trl. in Orlando) which is know around Central FL for it's vast numbers of prostitutes

Kid 1: Dude your such a douche!
Kid 2: Well, your a cum guzzling thunder cunt
Kid 1: Your an OBT cum guzzling thunder cunt
Kid 2:............

by CarbonTheory June 1, 2009