Meat Blinds

A more respectful way of saying “meat curtains” or “beef curtains”.
Andy: Hey listen, those shorts are far too skimpy, one can almost see your meat blinds

Simon: Andy, I’ll wear what I want, and, for the last time, I have balls.
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on my meat

When a person is on your case
Bro that teacher is is on my meat
by On my meat January 20, 2018
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Corned Meat

Man meat with pieces of poop on (usually corn) after anal sex.
Also a reference to Corned Beef, which is also known as bully beef
"Bro don't you love eating Corned Meat?"
"Hell yeah brother, I love the chocolaty after taste!"
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wig meat

I totally got some wig meat from your sister last night
by Studlaw June 16, 2010
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Meat chopper

When a girl sucks dick with braces and skin gets stuck in her mouth or leaves marks
Damn Gina, rebca gave me mad meat chopper marks last night
by Mr.lightskin March 24, 2016
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Mr Meats

A word in which one uses to explain a morbidly obese British male teacher that is severely addicted to fast food.
John - damn why is that teacher so fat
Jack - I don’t know but he looks like a Mr Meats
John - oh that explains it
by SalimAhmedYoussef December 05, 2020
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late teen meat

large amount of muscle grown from the age of around seventeen which can boost male confidence if they have not been well muscled before that age.
16 year old, small, thin, sticklike

17 year old, shirt bursting at the seams as he grows extra muscle, ie, late teen meat
by JFwolves June 06, 2012
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