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Beating my meat

when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.
brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"
by girlscanbeattheymeattoo June 21, 2023
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Sweaty Meat Burrito

Its when you fuck the fat rolls of a Hispanic Girl
Hey Julio! I made a Sweaty Meat Burrito with Your Mom Last night!
by BradentonButtTickler June 25, 2023
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Winky Meat

The underbutt that comes out of the bottom of shorts.
"You can't go to church like that! Your winky meat is out!"

"That girl's winky meat is hanging out."
by Tuna Stach June 28, 2023
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Meat Rider

Tetchra.
Did you see how Steven was gargling on Chris's balls in the groupchat? He's a total "Meat Rider"
by Slimy Johnson February 25, 2023
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spam my meat

spam my meat is a song created by the band *xxflamer_gamer360xx spam my meat does not have anything to do with beating your meat it means to spam a keyboard
by yoboirerere February 27, 2023
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hop off my meat

A saying which represents someone who wishes to cease be spoken about.
George: "yo, did you hear what andrew said???"
Andrew: "ay nigga hop off my meat"
george: "my fault og"
by hop off my meat February 28, 2023
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Meat

Meat.

This is a term which is used to ask people if they like food or not. If you don't then you are called meat or the meat slapps and id you do than you are called the meaty, or the meaty slapps. This would also be used to disgust weather there is any cold air in the room 'are you meat' i have been meat before and you don't want to be because just listening to being meat hurts my ears and it would for you to. All i am trying to say is that its not a good idea to have a friends or know anyone the refers to as 'meat' because then you are in danger or you know that you may die in the future. But if you are called that then you are in trouble because then you are going to do soon without any warning.
Yiwin :"OMG GUYS I AM A MEAT SLAPP"

Everyone runs, because you cant trust one. Be careful out there because you may just run into a meat slapp.
by I have a life but do you? March 1, 2023
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