Person 1: "Those bitches are Personality guys"
Person 2: "So they do not exist"
Person 3: "I LIKE FEET"
Person 2: "So they do not exist"
Person 3: "I LIKE FEET"
by TheGyattestRizzler69420NINE November 3, 2023
Get the Personality Guysmug. Wants a "goth" gf
Has a short back and sides or icecream hair
Harasses people on the streets especially actual alt people or the elderly
Is a member of the polyester patrol
Carries a some form of knife because they can't fight
Acts in a very metrosexual way around "the boys" but is violently homophobic
Thinks they grew up in a warzone but rather just in a dilapidated UK town
Is very predatory around women and exploits mentally ill women
Manipulates their gf into being just as awful as they are
Says the word "Blud" or "Leng" more than once a month
Watched one episode of Top Boy
If you fill this check list sort your life out mate.
Has a short back and sides or icecream hair
Harasses people on the streets especially actual alt people or the elderly
Is a member of the polyester patrol
Carries a some form of knife because they can't fight
Acts in a very metrosexual way around "the boys" but is violently homophobic
Thinks they grew up in a warzone but rather just in a dilapidated UK town
Is very predatory around women and exploits mentally ill women
Manipulates their gf into being just as awful as they are
Says the word "Blud" or "Leng" more than once a month
Watched one episode of Top Boy
If you fill this check list sort your life out mate.
Isabel: "I think somethings wrong with my drink"
Basic white guy (UK): "No there isn't, it's supposed to fizz like that"
Basic white guy (UK): "No there isn't, it's supposed to fizz like that"
by oblyboblie March 15, 2024
Get the Basic white guy (UK)mug. by 2nd lunch March 6, 2021
Get the Fast guysmug. Shy guy is a guy who is shy. But he is actually not that shy. He waters plants with alcohol when he is drunk, saying they need it. Shy guy claims not to be "a little Asian guy". He proved that by doing a TikTok dance with weird filter. The people are still curious- was it a banana? He also has a discord channel and like 108 girlfriends. And that's ok. Because he loves them equally. God, bless Shy guy and long life to the plants he watered that time.
by Pinknailsareawesome May 2, 2022
Get the Shy guymug. 'Paragraph Guy' is a gender neutral title that describes the ones that are called upon or voluntarily give context when not enough is provided and they know of the rest that is required.
POV: you check the comments for more context after watching a clip
Dummy: Where's the Paragraph Guy?
Paragraph Guy: Paragraph Guy here
The female is Officer Lucy Chin in the male here is
Officer Tim Bradford.
They are currently undercover, playing a couple
however they've been undercover so long with
they are starting to feel feelings for each other
more outwordly.
However Tim and Lucy really started feeling for
each other right after he rescues her from Caleb
(a serial killer following the lead of Rosalind-a
serial killer monumental to the story line.)
Example inspired by @dylanreeves2609 on youtube shorts
Dummy: Where's the Paragraph Guy?
Paragraph Guy: Paragraph Guy here
The female is Officer Lucy Chin in the male here is
Officer Tim Bradford.
They are currently undercover, playing a couple
however they've been undercover so long with
they are starting to feel feelings for each other
more outwordly.
However Tim and Lucy really started feeling for
each other right after he rescues her from Caleb
(a serial killer following the lead of Rosalind-a
serial killer monumental to the story line.)
Example inspired by @dylanreeves2609 on youtube shorts
by Bushin March 23, 2025
Get the Paragraph Guymug. Tom (after watching clip): Paragraph guy?
Paragraph guy: The dinosaur was chasing him because he fed it laxatives as a prank. That’s why he keeps crapping while trying to eat him.
Paragraph guy: The dinosaur was chasing him because he fed it laxatives as a prank. That’s why he keeps crapping while trying to eat him.
by sharkster September 7, 2024
Get the paragraph guymug. Possibly the most extremely nonchalant statement to pick up a thirsty bro. Enabling the idea that two bros can bang because the surround situation permits it.
For conceptual purposes only. Bro jobs. Don't talk. No homo.
For conceptual purposes only. Bro jobs. Don't talk. No homo.
Steve was 6 beers deep and prepared to discuss the "Guy Concept" with his blatantly gay friend Frank while his girl was out of town. Steve wanted head. Frank has been waiting for a decade.
by Warofwords July 19, 2023
Get the guy conceptmug.