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Meat Riding

Leandro: “I love Kanye so much i would do anything for him!”
Dallas: “Stop meat riding Kanye”
by DJmur078 March 6, 2024
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water meat

A word used indicating suicidal tendencies. Referencing the star sign pisces, directly translated to Korean and back to English, hence water meat. Always used in reference to one's zodiac sign.
by weirdonion May 28, 2024
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california meat wagon

The sexual act of folding a neverhard dick in half and shoving it inside a vagina. Also sometimes using the balls with the folded dick just so you can feel something firm.
My husband couldn't get hard last night, so we tried the California Meat Wagon. Best I have had in some time.
by Havealotofbalz May 11, 2016
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rogue meat

Among gay men, "rogue meat" is a slang term used to refer to complete strangers they perform sex acts with in totally random hookups. Rogue meat could also refer to the male genitals of these random hookups.
I'm heading to the rest stop to see if I can find some rogue meat.
by TRDT June 21, 2018
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beat meat to it

A bastardization of "beat me to it" from r/beatmetoit. The subreddit r/beatmeattoit is mostly comprised of shitposting and constant reposts.

In literal terms, "beat meat to it" means to beat your meat aka masturbate to something.
You know the 76th repost of "The spinning chicken nugget? Repost in 24 hours or you are dead"? I definitely beat meat to it.
by 2Fax5U October 25, 2023
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Train Meat

A young attractive woman that can easily be coerced into a three way with you and one of your good buddies. Also can be the only girl at a sausage fest party and every guy takes turns having sex with her.
Example 1
Dave: “Shit, look at her!”
Steve: ”Now that’s a nice piece of train meat.”
Dave: “Yeah? Wanna go run a train on that bitch?”
Steve: “Hell yeah!”

Example 2
Ron: "Damnit why did I come to this party is a sausage fest!
Dan: "Don't worry a nice piece of train meat just showed up"
Ron: "Just make sure if you go before me leave me something to tear up."
Dan: "Don't worry bro I always look out for the homie"
by smellie mofo July 21, 2011
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On meat

U be on dick
I see why they call it thanksgiving cause u be on meat
by Yfn_.leek February 1, 2020
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