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Meat Sweats

Waking up and having a sweat shadow on your bed.
Guy 1: " Hey what's that on your bed?"
Guy 2: " Meat sweats
by grethanalltheway January 16, 2018
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Meat In The Mouth

Damn gurl lemme throw my meat in the mouth
by New Haven Nigga January 3, 2019
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Meat Rug

Unshorn rug of hair on the pubis that may or may not obscure all or part of the man meat
John looked so sexy until I saw his penis was hidden in a meat rug.
by Simin Allin November 25, 2020
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Dog meat

Keith: hey man that cheryl cole is hot af id love to smash her.

Graham: na man that bitch is dog meat she’s been ridin the black pole.
by Dizzyd6699 June 9, 2019
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Meat Whitey

A Meat Whitey is a phenomenon that usually occurs in the closing stages of a heavy sesh wan. This is the part after you’ve ordered that extra large mixed kebab from Pizza Time and you’re lapping up the last shots from the shitmix you made earlier. After one last shot you feel that rumble in your gut, you’re about to whitey. You try to convince your mates that you’re not that smashed (they know you are) and instead blame it on the “floor cleaner taste” of the shitmix shot. You feel the steaming hot vomit working its way up your throat. You frantically look for a suitable container and you remember about the half eaten kebab still in its tray. “Get outside” your friends frantically shout ...”not in the meat” they exclaim but it’s too late, you dump your bright red, stomach lining filled whitey right into the tray of meat!!! Delicious!
Yo! That guy couldn’t handle that last shot and ended up whiteying in the meat! What a meat whitey!
by Twiggy_222 October 15, 2020
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Meat Grinder

Extremely painful anal sex from the man's or "dominant" person's perspective
When I tried anal for the first time with my girl it was a meat grinder
by JupiterLOJ February 12, 2017
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meat satchel

A scrotum. The sack containing a man's testicles.
How was your date last night? We were about to smush and then I caught a whiff of his meat satchel.
by Johan Spleefster November 19, 2010
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