Floppy Johns

When one’s testicles are so large they flop around and move independently of one another.
by Rob The Slumlord November 13, 2023
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John Semen

The act of of cumming inside her then immediately turning invisible
Awe shit I just got John Semend
by Cleatus fat cockus April 02, 2021
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john dreiling

It means to just do it, to say yes to something, without thinking about it too much, no matter the consequences, with the risk of resulting in severe injuries when not successful.
John: Are you gonna send it?
Mary: Send it? I'm gonna go full John Dreiling on this shit!
by wolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolf January 23, 2020
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John Radiohead

John Radiohead is the visionary behind the iconic band Radiohead. As the sole member, he has single-handedly crafted a diverse and influential discography that has captivated audiences worldwide. John Radiohead is rarely seen in public due to his devout hatred of rock music and efforts to avoid it. John Radiohead is truly regarded as the most influential artist of our time.
Tom: Wow I love the Amnesiac album so much.
York: Did you know that John Radiohead played every instrument on the album?
Tom: What!!! That's crazy, John Radiohead is so talented!
by bxrp January 28, 2025
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Michael John

Person 1- fancy a michael John?
Person 2- avislyyyy
by whatyoulikeyou September 19, 2020
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jimmy johns shitdick

when u had jimmy johns earlier in the day, then get fucked in the ass.

Defined by the lovely "ally"
After he fucked me in the ass I turned around to give him top but he had jimmy johns shitdick, courtesy of me
by your mother120894203729857 December 07, 2017
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