Steve Job

The act of setting your phone to vibrate, placing it on your genitalia and having someone blow up your phone l you until you climax.

"Slide me those digits so I can give you a Steve Job!"

by Stevejob January 3, 2015

Steve jobs

Gurjas Singh predecessor

Gurjas Singh??? Don't u mean Steve jobs???

by Klayisdaddy101 February 10, 2017

Cumm job

When you cumm in her mouth and she holds it in her mouth until you're ready for round 2. She then spits the cumm on your penis and jerks you off with it.

What did you do with the girl you met on tinder?

I had her give me a blow job and she followed it up with a cumm job.

by DrButtstuff69 January 5, 2024

queer job

a term describing a person whom acts as if homosexuality is their profession.

did u see the pink shirt tom bought the other day? wut a queer job!

dude.....that guy is a fucking queer job...lets kick his ass!

by awalter November 1, 2008

Nc Job

A sexual act when you pour heated BBQ sauce from North Carolina on your lady and let it carmalize and you eat it off her breasts and thighs

Dude Kelsie totally let me give her a NC Job last night , she still has BBQ sauce on her this morning

by Johnathan1976 July 28, 2024

the 7 I's of Steve Jobs

7 simple English words, all starting in the letter I (intuition, imagination, invention, integration, interpretation, ingenuity and innovation) that epitomize the spirit of all human scientific and technological progress since the beginnings of civilization.

what does the letter 'I' stand for in words such as Iphone, Ipad and Ipod?

The answer is simple; the I in each of these words represent the 7 I's of Steve Jobs. these 7 words also define Steve Jobs as an individual, as well as his life's work and purpose.

by Sexydimma January 8, 2015

Platonic Hand Job

A hand job that is done by a friend with no feelings behind it

Friend: Give me a hand job
Friend 2: I have a boy friend
Friend: No No Platonic Hand Job, as friends

by Platonic Hand Job March 19, 2018