Brown 

1. Color of dirt, poop, ravioli meat, etc.
2. Last name of assaulters and possible pedophiles.

Guy 1: Dude, look at that brown car.
Guy 2: That's a real crappy color

Guy: Ravioli ravioli brown gave me the dongioli

Brown by Straight Trash May 18, 2017

Brown turtle 

A brown turtle is conducted much like a secret Santa. Except one gift is replaced with a log of shit. Everyone opens a gift in a Yankee swap fashion and whoever opens the log of shit (brown turtled) loses that years swap. Thus having to be deemed the brown turtle until the following Christmas.

Billy: "lets all pick a number for the brown turtle"

Fran: "I got number one!!" *opens first gift and sees a log of shit* "FUCK"

Group: "FRAN GOT BROWN TURTLED!!"

Billy:"Better luck next year brown turtle"

Brown turtle by Tolman December 18, 2017

Brown unicorn 

When a male does anal and there’s a slight trace of fecal matter on the penis. Then the female blows the male before the fecal matter is washed off

Hey I got a brown unicorn by Alex

Brown unicorn by Berry Licker 69 April 16, 2018

Brown Bag 

When you put a paper bag over a girl's head to cover her ugly face but fill it with shit first.

Lad 1: Dude did you bang her last night?
Lad 2: Yeah but she was so ugly that I brown bagged her!

Brown Bag by Jolly_Mangina June 11, 2018

Brown belt 

Fucking an East Indian chick

I got my brown belt

Brown belt by Buttninja6969 May 1, 2019

Bronsoning 

While watching any film in the Death Wish series you close your hand into a fist extending your index finger straight out and arching your thumb upwards so your hand resembles a gun. In this position you insert the mock barrel (index finger) into the vagina or anus and then you make sounds like you are firing a gun.

I was bronsoning my girlfriend's ass while we watched Death Wish II.

Bronsoning by Bronson Wishes August 17, 2019

Bronson 

Someone who is sooool annoying that they won’t shut up about either memes, Minecraft, or some other stupid thing. They are super butthurt all the time and constantly bitching about their life if there’s even a tiny inconvinience. They never work out and are kinda dumb. They always act retarded and cry when you even say one tiny little thing. They start being really annoying to you and then when you confront them they act like you’re soooooo evil

*is playing any instrument*
Bronson: *starts ruining the song you’re playing and making weird noises*
You: hey dude stop that Is playing something
Bronson: heyyyy stop being so mean it’s not like I was doing anything wrong I was just playing an instrument stop being such an asshole you’re so annoying waaaaaahwaahwahhhh

Bronson by Nobody is a Bitch December 19, 2019