Jógvan John

A lightskin gamer ni**a who listens to justin bieber and mgk on the daily

Yo someone shootin’ up da block
What a jógvan john thing to happen

by Danté Bandé July 11, 2022

John Phone

John G. phone will phone you on certain days of importance, there is no way to act and/or know how to act when he calls but he must be answered.

John Phone is calling, wyd?

by OiHughieSaidButch August 19, 2024

john hardie pint

a terribly poured pint, pint with so much head you could stick a flake in it

john: ‘pours a crap pint’

customer: “that’s a john hardie pint !!! “

by Pscho beech December 12, 2023

John Kennedy

A dumb joke two little kids made as a mockery of our friend from school looking like a presidential figure's grandson. John Kennedy

Hey dude look it's John Kennedy!

by I<3mitski January 19, 2022

John Poostain

A SIMP; or any DIPSHIT in general

Ah, look at John Poostain simping on Gentry again.

by Teilmi February 04, 2020

John Allen

A sexual reference

That was soo john allen

by Chomper14253 August 13, 2024

Jolly John

The best person on the InteNsify Charts discord server. Also has a 55 inch penis. Mega Chad.

Zay: My opinions are so shit, I wish I could be a chad like Jolly John

by Persons31j February 14, 2019